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Machete movie reviews

• 7

  Machete

  Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:56:34 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  I really liked this movie. It was hard to say which one I liked more, Machete or The Expendables. The Expendables has a great cast, but so does Machete. And bonus, it has Machetes! There is also a lot more blood and violence. I could have done without the make-out scenes though....

• 7

  Machete

  Tuesday, September 14, 2010 8:01:57 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Interesting use of current events, with a lot of hacking, slashing and splattering of blood! Great mix of some of my favorite current and "experienced" actors. This genre isn't for everyone one but I had a BLAST!!!

• 9

  Machete

  Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:27:00 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Machete gets 5 stars just from the trailer. The fact that it's now a full-length movie requires a whole new rating system. Or at least say 6 stars out of 5.

• 10

  Machete

  Tuesday, September 14, 2010 2:47:05 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  action and more action, what else do you want in a movie.

• 8

  Machete

  Monday, September 13, 2010 9:55:54 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  great movie ; alot of great action scenes definately kept you on your seat

• 9

  Machete

  Monday, September 13, 2010 5:36:47 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  awsome in every way shape and form!

• 8

  Machete

  Monday, September 13, 2010 2:00:57 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Awesome.

• 8

  Machete

  Monday, September 13, 2010 12:46:04 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  "Machete" is the best feature-length extension of a fake movie trailer in Hollywood history. There are clever wisecracks, and some of the action is fresh and inventive, if you don't mind blood and body parts flying in all directions.

• 2

  Machete

  Sunday, September 12, 2010 2:51:38 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Oh hum ! Another Hollywood anti-American film !

• 8

  Machete

  Saturday, September 11, 2010 3:42:33 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This movie is ridiculous... in a good way lol.